Awesome holes

Happy September A-holes! & by "A" I mean Awesome. What? You've never seen an awesome hole? I have...here's one that catches donkey's for you:

 

That's pretty awesome. I want a donkey.

 

Now that I'm completely off subject (unless you have a pet donkey), I just wanted to stop by Linda Land to chat about my personal pet pieves....peeves? peives? I before E but not after C...

 

I don't have too many peeves & I'm sure this blog will make some people uncomfortable, you might laugh, you might call me an A-hole...the chocolate star fish kind. 

I'm ok with that, you were warned about the content of my future blogs in my first blog.

 

My Pet Peeves

 

1. Parents that call their kids harsh/rude names in public. 

Attention Fucktard, your kids will most likely end up calling you a Bitch, Dick, Asshole, etc when they decide they are grown adults.

I know how easy it can be to want to call your child a jerk-face when that child is being jerk-face, but have some control. Give your kid a chance at being a normal adult.

 

 

2. People that say "I know, right?"

I have heard most of my friends & family say this & I've learned to mute it, but where did this come from? How did everyone start saying it the same way? Did this come from a deleted movie scene from Clueless?

 

 

3. Their, There, They're (emails, texts & status updates)

I do not like there way of spelling when their trying to type they're message.

Typing that hurt my brain.

 

4. Live In-home Infomercials/Door to Door Solicitors (well, most)

I buy my steak at the store. I have an all purpose cleaning spray and did not pay $20 for it. I don't need four-2 year Magazine subcriptions to People magazine for myself & friends.

Yes, I will buy 20 boxes of your Samoas & Thin Mints.

 

5. The Princess Hand Shake

Stop being a Vagine.

I don't want to shake your fingers and make our first encounter awkward by having to ask you if you were born with a claw hand.

 

I can't apologize if you happen to do 1 or all of my Peeve's. I don't like you any less actually, being different and having your own quirks is what makes everyone an Awesome hole! Except the first Peeve, that one does make you kind of an Ass hole.