More fatty NOMS for my fat face!

Ahoy, Ahoy Scallywags! I'm back & ready to rock the mic like a vandal. In other words, I have shit to say that doesn't really matter, but for the sake of my friends that are in need of some type of useless entertainment to distract them from their 3pm time warp moment at their jay o bee's...here goes another "time wasting & potentially fattening" blog.

From me, to you, with love & crap.

This my Strawberry Mallow cupcake recipe....I lied, it's the recipe for the Mallow Frosting.

 It was hit at my friends Bachelorette party so here's how to add some more junk to your trunk & more chins to your chinese phone book.

BTW: I  had no time to make Stawberry cupcakes "from scratch" So you'll have to deal with having to make the "box" stuff. It was still delish so no crying.

Mallow Frosting:

1 Jar of Mallow Fluff (7-8 oz jar)

1 tspn of Vanilla Extract

1 Cup of Confectioners Sugar

2 Sticks of Butter (salted)

1. Let the 2 sticks of butter soften at room temperature for about 45 minutes. If you try to

   cream the butter when it's cold, you'll most likely have a baking rage moment.

2. To Cream the butter you'll need an electric whisk? mixer? ulimate ninja judo chopper? 

    Place the butter in a mixing bowl & Cream the butter until it is soft....you'll know you're

    done when it looks like you've just been lipo'd.

3. Stop to admire the butter, that shit is about to turn into awesome yumminess that has no

    business being consumed by fatties like me.

4. Add the Confectioners Sugar, Vanilla Extract, do a little dance, do a lotta mix, get down

    tonight.

5. Once it is all mixed together, Add about 1/2 of the jar of Fluff & mix 

   (dancing optional, getting down tonight is mandatory)

6. At this point it will start to smell amazing & if you're anything like me, you might as well

    just inject the frosting straight to your ass cheeks, thighs, face & gut.

7. Keep mixing the crap out of it until it has a "Linda" consistancy (Fluffy)

8. Shove your fat finger into the frosting & taste.

9. Now you can decide if it needs more fluff or if your taste buds have concurred with the

    outcome.

10. Put on your gym clothes & run for 8.7 miles....Frost & Enjoy.

The frosting will be enough for about 10-12 cupcakes

Double the portions if you need to make more

(fat ass)

& that is all from me....for now. Enjoy your frosting Scallywags!

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