Eh-LOW!!! (in my suckiest english accent, sorry english people) Let's see, what's been going on in my life...
- I lost 6 lbs, but my ass is still the same size. Yup, my boobs turned into bee stings & I still fit into the same pant size. But YAY for the 6lbs!?! I guess my body is going for the video hoe look.
- I've been super hormonal & bitchy lately. Not sure if it's because I'm the only girl in my house or if its a 30 something type of thing messing with my brain. Either way, I'm sure my kids & husband are loving my new split personality (Queen of hearts meets Kendra)
- I've been researching my ancestors & it's been a long boring process, but I have found some interesting crap. Apparently I'm mexican, thanks ancestry.com!
- I went thru a phase of wanting to be Harley Quinn for Halloween this year only to realize that I'm not down with wearing a skin tight costume that will most likely result in Camel Toe-Palooza. Soooo most likely I will end up dressing up as Selena (lets put my ass to good use!) OR the Sun Drop Booty dancing chick.
- I have commited to being a bridesmaid for one of my good friends that will be getting married in September. Can't wait to practice my Sun Drop booty dance at her reception. It will be broughten....until she pulls me aside & locks me in the coat closet.
- It's time to sell my Hoe. She's been a good Hoe but she drinks too much. I'm sure she'll be loved by someone else that will have all the cash to keep up with her drinking habits & use her like a true Hoe needs to be used. Anyone interested in a 2002 Chevy Tahoe?
That is all for now....wait one more thing! Yes I am aware that I say dumb stuff, Yes I am completely comfortable with the dumb stuff I say & Yes I am pretty aware that you most likely have the "wtf" look on your face while &/or after you read my blog posts....look...see? Told ya. Adios Bitches, thanks for wasting 2 minutes of your life on my blog! Love ya <3
