I'm back bitches!
Sorry for the mini hiatus, sometimes shit gets cray-cray with kids crying in my face. Makes me all irriated when I'm trying to blog & the vadge droppings decide they wanna be all: moooom, I'm huuungry! mooooom, I gotta poop, moooooom, mom, mommy, mama...hi! Anyhow just wanted to share a muffin recipe that I tried recently & loved! I <3 baking even though its super annoying when I'm trying to drop the poundage & still wanna eat like a fatty. Welcome to Baking 101 with Linda & her Muffin Top!
Rocky Road Chocolate Muffins ... NOM!
Ingrdients:
6 Tbsp of butter (melted & cooled)
8 oz of All Purpose Flour
2 oz of Unsweetened Cocoa
1 Tbsp Baking Powder
Pinch of Salt
1/2 cup of Super Fine Sugar (you can blend regular sugar in the blender until it looks super fine)
1/2 cup of White Chocolate Chips
1 3/4 oz of Mini Mallows (cut in half)
2 Huevos
1 Cup of Milk
Nekid Baking is optional.
Preheat oven to 400 deg F
You'll need a 12 hole muffin/cupcake pan, Grease the bajeezus outta it. I use butter spray, you can use melted butter too. Once its all lubed up just set it aside for later.
Sift the: Flour, Cocoa, Baking Powder & Salt into a large bowl.
Sir Mix a lot the: Sugar, White Chocolate Chips, & Mallows...Do a booty dance while mixing. This will remind you of exactly where the muffins will go once you shove them down your pie hole.
In a separate bowl: Beat the huevos lightly. Don't get all angry wife on them. Then beat in the milk & melted butter. Oh yes, I can already feel the sexy double chin growing beneath my fat face.
Make a well in the center of the dry ingredients. Make a wish: Please let these muffins make me skinny as shit with a Kardashian ass, I'm ok with my boobs, thankskbye! & Pour in the liquid beaten ingredients.
Stir gently until just combined. Sir mix a little, don't over mix. Spoon the batter into the muffin pan (3/4 full) & bake for 20 minutes or until it looks like your tummy in low rise skinny jeans. Let cool for 5 minutes. You can eat them warm or cool, either way...I'm sure it'll fuck up our diets.
Enjoy & your welcome!
